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Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
William Shatner is brilliant and i no one will ever tell me otherwise
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God dammit Kalinda i started browsing the District 9 tag because of you and then i found this and now i am sad.
I have been waiting for this
“AHHA HA HURRR” - The actual sound i made when i saw this.
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The pistons on the bottom right look like a dude dancing the night away
this gives my brain a hard-on
Holy fucking Jesus its porn for engineers.
brav·er·y
n. pl. brav·er·ies
1. Checking your Tumblr while at work.
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
#NOT ONLY ARE WE MORALLY RIGHT BUT ALSO WE HAVE DELICIOUS COOKIES SUCK IT ASSHOLES
God I hope this is all true because if so EXTRA THIN MINTS FOR ME THIS YEAR.
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That’s more than enough achievement for one day.
